Weird Facts About Human Body:

> Men lose about 40 hairs in a day and women lose 70 hairs in a day.
> Your blood has same amount of salts in it as an ocean has.
> You are taller in the morning than you are at night.
> Heart circulates blood in your body about 1000 times each day.
> Eyelashes last about 150 days.
> There are 500 hairs in an eyebrow.
> The average human body contains approximately 100 billion nerve cells.
> It is not possible to sneeze with open eyes.
> Bones are 4 times stronger than concrete.
> Average life span of a taste bud is only 10 days.
> You are born without knee caps and they don’t appear until age of 2 to 6 years.
> Children grow faster in springtime
> Eyes stay the same size throughout life but nose and ears never stop growing.
> We born with 300 bones but end up with 206 bones when we are adult.
> Human skull is made up of 26 different bones.
> Hair is made of same substance as fingernails.
> Our entire body functions stop when we sneeze, even your heart beat.
> Tongue is the strongest muscle in human body.
> Typical person goes to bathroom six times a day.
> Food takes 7 seconds to reach stomach from mouth.
> Children have more taste buds than adults.
> Sneeze blows air out of nose at the speed of 100 miles per hour.
> Largest muscle in your body is one on which you are sitting on.
> Smallest bone of body is in ears.

How to worship the Nigerian god



The Nigerian god is one. It may have many different manifestations, but it is essentially different sides of the same coin. Sometimes, adherents of the different sides may fight and kill each other. But Nigerians essentially follow the Nigerian god.
This article is for all those who want to become better worshippers. If you are a new or prospective convert, God will bless you for choosing the Nigerian god. This is just how you must worship him.
First, you must understand that being a worshipper has nothing to do with character, good works or righteousness. So the fact that you choose to open every meeting with multiple prayers does not mean that you intend to do what is right. The opening prayer is important. Nothing can work without it. If you are gathered to discuss how to inflate contracts, begin with an opening prayer or two. If you are gathered to discuss how to rig elections, begin with a prayer. The Nigerian god appreciates communication.
When you sneak away from your wife to call your girlfriend in the bathroom, and she asks if you will come this weekend, you must say—in addition to “Yes”—“By God’s grace” or “God willing”. It doesn’t matter the language you use. Just add it. The Nigerian god likes to be consulted before you do anything, including a trip to Obudu to see your lover.
When worshipping the Nigerian god, be loud. No, the Nigerian god is not hard of hearing. It is just that he appreciates your loud fervour, like he appreciates loud raucous music. The Nigerian god doesn’t care if you have neighbours and neither should you. When you are worshipping in your house, make sure the neighbours can’t sleep. Use loud speakers even if you are only two in the building. Anyone who complains must be evil. God will judge such a person.
Attribute everything to the Nigerian god. So, if you diverted funds from public projects and are able to afford that Phantom, when people say you have a nice car, say, “Na God”. If someone asks what the secret of all your wealth is, say, “God has been good to me”. By this you mean the Nigerian god who gave you the uncommon wisdom to re-appropriate public funds.
Consult the Nigerian god when you don’t feel like working. The Nigerian god understands that we live in a harsh climate where it is hard to do any real work. So, if you have no clue how to be in charge and things start collapsing, ask people to pray to God and ask for his intervention.
The Nigerian god loves elections and politics. When you have bribed people to get the Party nomination, used thugs to steal and stuff ballot boxes, intimidated people into either sitting at home or voting for you, lied about everything from your assets to your age, and you eventually, (through God’s grace), win the elections, you must begin by declaring that your success is the wish of God and that the other candidate should accept this will of God. It is not your fault whom the Nigerian god chooses to reward with political success. How can mere mortals complain?
The Nigerian god does not tolerate disrespect. If someone insults your religion, you must look for anyone like them and kill them. Doesn’t matter what you use—sticks, machetes, grenade launchers, IED’s, AK47’s.
The Nigerian god performs signs and wonders. He does everything from cure HIV to High BP. And the Nigerian god is creative: he can teach a person who was born blind the difference between blue and green when the man of god asks, and he can teach a person born deaf instant English. As a worshipper you must let him deliver you because every case of sickness is caused by evil demons and not infections. Every case of barrenness is caused by witches and has no scientific explanation. So instead of hospital, visit agents of the Nigerian god. But the Nigerian god does not cure corruption. Do not attempt to mock him.
If you worship the Nigerian god, you are under no obligation to be nice or kind to people who are not worshippers. They deserve no courtesy.
The Nigerian god is also online. As a worshipper, you are not obliged to be good or decent on Facebook or twitter all week except on Friday and Sunday, both of which the Nigerian god marks as holy. So you may forward obscene photos, insult people, forward lewd jokes on all days except the holy days. On those holy days, whichever applies to you, put up statuses saying how much you are crazy about God.
These days, the Nigerian god also permits tweets and Facebook updates like: "Now in Church" or "This guy in front of me needs to stop dozing" when performing acts of worship.
In all, the Nigerian god is very kind and accommodating. He gives glory and riches and private jets. And if you worship him well, he will immensely bless your hustle.

10 ways to Fight Stress





1. Run a bath with a few drops of essential oil, such as lavender, to soothe aching muscles. 

2. Drink a cup of green tea, which contains polyphenols, a powerful antioxidant.   #


3. Breathe in evenly through your nose, letting your abdomen expand. Breathe out slowly and evenly through your mouth, taking about twice as long as you did to inhale.  


4. Mix together salt and olive oil; rub into your feet and rinse well for a natural foot scrub. Follow with a massage.  


5. Take a deep breath and laugh your guts out. Laughter yoga can make you happier – and healthier. 
  
6. Visualize a beach vacation: pour a little sand or place a few pebbles into shells, pop in a scented tea light and switch off the electricity. 

7. Take the time to do something you enjoy, whether it’s reading the newspaper, taking a class or calling a friend.    


8. Take a lunch break; don’t just keep working while you scarf down a bagel with cheese at your desk. Read a novel, take a walk or try a new restaurant.  


9. Play your favourite music; classical music especially makes for excellent stress relief.  


10. Bust out the moves – dancing is fun, and it makes for a good workout, too.

Nigerian Taxi Driver Find and Returns Lost N18M To Rightful Owner




The Nigerian Network of Women Exporters of Service (NNWES) has honoured Mr. Imeh Usua, an airport taxi driver that returned a bag belonging to a British passenger containing foreign currency worth N18 million some time ago in Abuja.



gathered that he was honoured with Service Delivery Award for being a sincere Nigerian. Mr. Imeh Usua, who joined eight other award recipients in Abuja, said he had no regrets returning the money even though he is “a poor man.”
“I can never take another person’s money. I am very happy that I am being recognized,” he said.
Although the incident took place in 2007, the NNWES President, Nkiru Joy Okpala, said it was not too late to recognize Mr. Imeh Usua for his sincerity.

44 Year Old Japanese Woman looking like a Sweet Sixteen

Japanese model, housewife and mother of two,Masako was born in 1968, she lives in Nagoya her oldest child is 20 years old, the model who have appear in countless women magazines in Japan has become an idol to Japanese middle aged women  she is called Japan’s Lady of Eternal Youth by all. 








Masako has a blog where she gives tips about skin care product, clothing and accessories, she also says she spends 5 hours a day on skin care. She looks  really young for a 43 years old woman, but hey Asian women they say look youthful untill they hit monopause, I intend visiting her blog I them tips so i can look youthful after all we all dey the same age bracket, not age, I am coming behind her LoL. Here are some of her tips Her own tips are as follows: Eat healthy, fresh food. A balanced 4 meals a day in small portions. Drink lots of water to clean out toxins. Apply lighter makeup as you get older. Use Vitamin E based creams to keep your skin soft and supple. Always use sunscreen before going into the sun. Follow a cleaning, toning and moisturizing regime every night before you sleep. Exercise regularly, get enough sleep and don’t smoke

AUDITIONS BEGIN FOR ‘NIGERIA’S GOT TALENT’



Organisers of the Nigeria’s Got Talent reality show say auditions will begin on Tuesday July 31, 2012, and end on Saturday, August 18, 2012.  We’re told the auditions, which will take place in seven cities across the country, are open to all Nigerians, no matter the age or sex, with talents worth displaying. 






This, according to the Executive Producer, Rotimi Pedro, is what puts the show ahead of others.  Meanwhile, the producers have also announced a 10 million naira cash prize for the winning talent on the show ,which will air from July to December.  Nigeria is the second African country to acquire a franchise of the ‘Got Talent’ show, which is owned by Simon Cowell’s SYCOtv company and presently airs in over 30 countries including America, South Africa, India and Australia.

Outrageous : A Nigerian Senator Earns More than Barack Obama of USA and David Cameron of UK


A Nigerian senator earns more in Salary than Barack Obama of the US and David Cameron of the UK. I'll leave you to tell how much Nigerian president goes home with at the end of each month. An Indian lawmaker must work for at least 49 years to earn the annual salary of a Nigerian senator.






In the United States, while the minimum wage is $1,257 (N191, 667), a US lawmaker earns $15,080 (N2.3m) per month. In the United Kingdom, a lawmaker earns $8,686(N1.3m) monthly while the gross national minimum wage is $1,883 (N283, 333) per month. Also, Nigerian lawmakers earn higher than their counterparts in Sweden. With a monthly pay of $7,707 (N1.2m), a lawmaker in Sweden will need to work for over 12 years to equal what a Nigerian senator earn per annum.


The president of the United States takes home an anual salary of $400,000 (N64.156,0m), including a $50,000 expense allowance making the president the highest paid public servant in the US. The $400,000 includes everything and $350,000 out of it is taxable.


Selected States (salary per annum)
The prime minister of the United Kingdom......USD 226,627.00 
French president......................................... USD 318,072.00 
South African president................................USD 296,112.00 
German chancelor........................................USD 296,112.00 
The Prime Minister of Belgium.......................USD 174,804.00 
President of the Republic of Korea.................USD 136,669.00 
President of Russia.......................................USD 122,652.00 
Prime Minister Portugal.................................USD 129,730.00 
Prime Minister Namibia.................................USD 115,155.00 
President of Angola......................................USD 60,000.00 
President Argentina......................................USD 55,139.00 
Prime Minister Ukraine..................................USD 61,254.00 
President Zimbabwe.....................................USD 18,000.00 
President of People's republic of China...........USD 10,633.00 
President Liberia..........................................USD 90,000.00 
Prime Minister Spain ...................................USD 102,960.00 
Prime Minister Namibia................................USD 115,155.00 
President Namibia.......................................USD 164,506.00 
President of Colombia ................................USD 120,685.00 
Prime Minister of the Netherlands.................USD 190,740.00 
Prime Minister Ireland.................................USD 264,000.00 
Prime Minister Denmark..............................USD 264,533.00 
President Mexico........................................USD 328,839.00 
USD 328,839.00 ........................................USD 427,886.00 
President Austria........................................USD 422,231.00 
President of the European Council................USD 508,916.00 


NIGERIAN SENATORS
Basic Salary (BS) = N2,484,245.50


Hardship Allowanc: 50% of Basic Salary = N1,242,122.75


Constituency allowance: 200% of BS  =  N4,968,509.00


Furniture Allowance: 300% of BS = N7,452,736.50


Newspaper allowance: 50% = N1,242,122.70 


Wardrobe allowance: 25%   = N621,061.37


Recess Allowance: 10%       = N248,424.55


Accommodation: 200%        = N4,968,509.00


Utilities: 30%                      = N828,081.83


Domestic Staff: 35%           = N863,184.12


Entertainment: 30%            = N828,081.83


Personal Assistance: 25%   = N621,061.37


Vehicle Maintenance Allowance: 75%  = N1,863,184.12


Leave Allowance : 10% = N248,424.55


One off payments (Severance gratuity): 300%  = N7,452,736.50 


Motor Vehicle Allowance: 400% of BS = N9,936,982.00 


Total per month = N29, 479, 749.00    


A senator's anual salary          = over N182 million 
multiply by 109 senators (don't forget the House of rep, ministers, ambassadors,  ...)


In addition to the regular and legitimate salaries and allowances of over N17 million ($113,333) and N14.99 million ($99,933) which senators and reps were collecting yearly and the irregular allowance of estacodes, duty tours etc, they were also collecting over N192m ($1.28m) and N140m ($0.93m) respectively in illicit quarterly allocation which is not provided for by RMAFC.


Effectively, a Nigerian senator was taking home at least $1.40m ($1.28m quarterly allocations + $0.113m regular salaries and allowances) as against the $0.174m an American senator takes home hence a Nigeria senator earns at least 8 times as much as an American senator and more than 3 times the American president.


Whereas a Senator in the U.S earns N21, 146,000, the same as a member of the House of Representatives; a UK Member of Parliament earn £64,766 (N14, 896,180)


In other words, a Federal Legislator in Nigeria is paid more than double what a Member of British Parliament earns per annum.


Senate President David Mark alone takes N250 million quarterly or N83.33 million per month. Senate Deputy President Ike Ekweremadu gets N150 million per quarter or N50 million a month.


Mark and Ekweremadu earns in 4 months, six times what the UK Prime Minister earns in a year. David Cameron goes home with £190,000 per anum (N43, 700,000)


In a newspaper news article entitled ‘An Assembly for looting’ written by Musikilu Mojeed with Elor Nkereuwem, the authors rightly claimed that each of the 360 members of the House of Representatives were getting N35 million in cash money in quarterly allocation while each of the 109 Senators pockets N48 million each. These allocations have however been slashed by 20% to N27 million ($180,000) and N38 million ($253,333) respectively due to the 20% reduction requested by the late president.